SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR SWEET TEA

foul mouthed and fabulous

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via twerk-it-like-hitler)

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via samuraifuckingfrog)

(Source: unusual-entities, via breanieswordvomit)

Anonymous asked: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-